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Cotton Candy Chemtrails Electrolytes 120g
Crafted in America | Natural Ingredients
$24.99 $24.99
Rediscover hydration with a nostalgic twist! Handcrafted for all, our Cotton Candy Chemtrails Electrolytes provide guilt-free hydration that defies global control. Each batch is proudly certified free from communism, utilizing only the finest ingredients to nourish both your body and spirit.

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Why Choose Cotton Candy Chemtrails?

  • Flavorful Nostalgia: Enjoy the delightful fusion of bubblegum and spearmint that transports you back to a time when the gold standard ruled, and basic food was affordable.
  • Stay Ready: Whether you’re preparing for the next plandemic, a stolen election, or a false flag event, our electrolytes help you stay hydrated and ready for anything.
  • No Compromises: Bursting with flavor yet free from sugar, carbs, and calories, this electrolyte blend supports your health without unnecessary additives.
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Handcrafted for all, each batch is proudly certified free from communism, using only the finest ingredients that offer guilt-free hydration away from global control.

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FAQ'S

All ingredients are natural and may not fully dissolve. This will not alter the hydration properties of the powder and may just need to be mixed or shaken again.

We have developed several new flavors. We are always happy to receive suggestions. Go to our contact us page and give us your ideas.

Turmeric, Beets and Blue Spirulina. All of these colors are organic too. We will never use artificial colors.

Absolutely. We recommend giving children a serving in 8oz of water. You can also play around using half the amount of powder. Children love these electrolytes. They are made for the whole family.