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Root of All Evil Root Beer Float Electrolytes 120g
Crafted in America | Natural Ingredients
$24.99 $24.99
Reclaim your health and hydrate your soul with Root of All Evil Root Beer Electrolytes—a refreshing choice for those who dare to question and live freely!

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Why Choose Root of All Evil?

  • Taste the Nostalgia: Relive the memories of a time when only U.S. citizens voted, life expectancy was on the rise, and women played women’s sports. Our creamy root beer float flavor delights your taste buds while keeping you refreshed.
  • Stay Informed: Made for those who know that nothing is truly free, who question the forgiveness of student loans, and wonder where the trillions of dollars went from the Pentagon on 9/10/01.
  • No Compromises: Enjoy a product free from sugar, carbs, and calories—perfect for anyone looking to enhance their hydration without unwanted additives.
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Embrace the truth with Root of All Evil Root Beer Electrolytes!

Handcrafted for all, every batch is certified free from communism, using only the finest ingredients to ensure guilt-free hydration away from global control.

FAQ'S

All ingredients are natural and may not fully dissolve. This will not alter the hydration properties of the powder and may just need to be mixed or shaken again.

We have developed several new flavors. We are always happy to receive suggestions. Go to our contact us page and give us your ideas.

Turmeric, Beets and Blue Spirulina. All of these colors are organic too. We will never use artificial colors.

Absolutely. We recommend giving children a serving in 8oz of water. You can also play around using half the amount of powder. Children love these electrolytes. They are made for the whole family.
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