The Green New Deal Spearmint Electrolytes 120g

Crafted in America | Natural Ingredients
Regular price $24.99 Sale price $24.99
Reclaim your hydration and embrace a better future with The Green New Deal Spearmint Electrolytes—a refreshing choice for those who dare to think independently!

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Why Choose The Green New Deal?

  • Taste the Freedom: Delight in a refreshing spearmint flavor that transports you back to a time before carbon taxes and GMO foods, where the weather wasn’t manipulated by technology.
  • Stand Against Inflation: Created for those who are fed up with the excessive inflation driven by climate policies nobody voted for, and who refuse to accept estrogen-injected “meat” and polar bear propaganda.
  • No Compromises: Enjoy a delicious product free from sugar, carbs, and calories, without the hypocrisy of private jets.
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Challenge the narrative with The Green New Deal Spearmint Electrolytes!

Handcrafted for everyone, every batch is certified free from communism and made with the finest ingredients, ensuring guilt-free hydration away from global control.
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FAQ'S

All ingredients are natural and may not fully dissolve. This will not alter the hydration properties of the powder and may just need to be mixed or shaken again.

We have developed several new flavors. We are always happy to receive suggestions. Go to our contact us page and give us your ideas.

Turmeric, Beets and Blue Spirulina. All of these colors are organic too. We will never use artificial colors.

Absolutely. We recommend giving children a serving in 8oz of water. You can also play around using half the amount of powder. Children love these electrolytes. They are made for the whole family.